The Hunt Is Over

Just when you think nothing will happen – something does. We had resigned ourselves to the idea that we wouldn’t find an apartment anytime soon and were ready to hunker down in the hotel for a few more weeks. But, when it happens it usually happens fast and this was no exception. You have to be ready to jump on it or you’ll lose it.

On Friday we went out to look at four more places. Number 1 was in a small building just outside the downtown area. Up to this point everything we had seen was in a high rise building, so this was definitely different. The entrance was simple, an open ground floor like most Vietnamese houses, but the stairs leading up were polished granite and the elevator was shiny brushed stainless. It was a good start. The broker, a French ex-pat, was showing it to a young French couple at the same time, so we were all moving around in the space checking things out. I couldn’t gage their interest, but they were taking pictures and talking quietly as they moved through the place. I liked it immediately, and I hadn’t felt that way about any of the 10 we had already looked at. Marilynn, on the other hand, freaked out and stopped looking as soon as she discovered that there was only one window in the whole place. It was an interesting dynamic in the car as we went off to look at the next three apartments.
Number 2 was a real dog – it looked and felt like a high rise cellblock – all concrete (with mold and mildew), no decoration, and locked sliding gates covering the unoccupied unit doors. We didn’t even go in to the available apartment. It was too depressing. We stopped at Number 3, didn’t even step inside the building, and agreed with the broker to skip Number 4. By the time we got back to the hotel, Marilynn had reconsidered Number 1 and we decided to move on it. I thought the French couple might have tied it up, but they hadn’t and we set up an appointment with the landlord on Saturday.
Vietnamese houses, and this is basically a house that has been converted to apartments, are tall and narrow with common walls. There are 5 units in the building, all occupied by ex-pats – 2 French, 1 Dutch, and 1 Mexican. Our unit is on the second floor and has 3 common walls, so the only natural light is in the room fronting the street. It’s a bedroom with an en suite bath. The rest of the house is all behind that bedroom. There’s a living room/dining room that is open to the kitchen and behind the kitchen is the second bedroom. A second bathroom adjoins the bedroom, and that works well for us since if we have guests the two bedroom/baths are on opposite ends of the house.
It’s not perfect, but it meets our non-negotiables – built to Western standards, a reasonable and equal distance from work and the downtown core, basic furniture with built-in wardrobe closets, and 24 hour security. Once she looked at the apartment without the one window block, Marilynn saw that it was going to be fine. I think we can put some lipstick on it and she is already thinking about where to begin.
We signed the lease at 3pm yesterday and were looking out from the colonial-style rooftop bar of the old Caravelle Hotel at 7 celebrating the end of phase one of our life in Saigon.

Apartment Hunting

It’s never fun – apartment hunting. But, when you don’t know the city, don’t know the language, can’t walk around because it’s either too hot or a torrential rainstorm and where hardly anyone except Gucci takes credit cards you get the picture on the rising stress levels. Add to that the fact that Marilynn has a little case of Uncle Ho’s revenge and the picture gets even clearer. That’s our situation in Saigon. We have two extraordinary co-workers doing everything they can to help us find something, but it’s not easy.

It might be easier with a cushy corporate overseas housing allowance, but we’re working for an NGO (non-governmental organization/a non-profit) doing humanitarian aid work and money is tight. We’re on a budget, and the Vietnamese landlords know what the market will bear. We’d be concerned if our children had to live in the places we’ve looked at, and the going rate is still $1000/mo and up. Our needs are clear, a clean, air-conditioned, two bedroom place that has some measure of security. That means a high rise, and they’re all pretty much the same. The ones available to ex-pats like us are furnished with tacky, beat up furniture, and smell like a swamp because in this climate if they aren’t lived they start to sweat and smell the minute the A/C is turned off.
So far, we’ve looked at 10 different places. Location has become the mantra. We’re never going to find a place we’d really like to live. We know that. But, if we can be within a 10 minute cab ride from the office we can make some concessions. Tomorrow is another day and we have 2 more to look at.

I Don’t Know How It Works…But It Does.

Finding your way around Saigon can be a real challenge, but we’re actually starting to make some progress. Well… sort of. I’m beginning to recognize some streets and even a few street names, but our world is expanding, like the universe, very slowly. Saigon is not easy to grok. Streets are jammed with motorbikes, and it’s hard to pay attention to orienteering and orientation when motorbikes swarm like a school of minnows around your taxi. I imagine that seen from above it would look like a diagram of Bernoulli’s Principle. The swarm flows fluidly, like water, finding the path of least resistance. It is absolutely riveting to watch from inside the cocoon of a taxi and try to figure out how it works. Stoplights are only advisory, and cars drive on the left with bikes on the right – except when the car needs to make a right turn and nudges into the swarm to negotiate the maneuver. Even U-turns are handled as if they were a normal. One of the secrets is that nobody is moving very fast. In fact, cars move more slowly than the motorbikes. Add rain and it’s a rainbow of plastic ponchos moving in unison. I still haven’t figured out how it works… but it does.

Here’s What 2,000,000 Will Get You

The numbers are a little unsettling: a latte at The Coffee Bean will set you back 50,000, a three mile taxi ride 65,000, and a romantic dinner for two in a French garden restaurant a whopping 435,000. Those numbers are Vietnamese Dong, the local currency, and they translate this way – $2.75 for the latte (the coffee culture has hit Saigon like a hammer and there isn’t a Starbucks in sight), $3.50 to part the sea of motorbikes in an new metered Toyota (bargain if there ever was one), and $35 for two steak and frites dinners followed by a pommes d’terre tart and all washed down with a liter of house red. The zeros will only confuse you, so you drop them and divide by 18 to convert to dollars. Saigon seems like a bargain if you’re on a dollar payroll, but it takes awhile to get comfortable with all those zeros.

Now I Remember

Ten hours in the air from Seattle to Tokyo. Only six and half more to Saigon. I have to say, the flight couldn’t have gone better; good service at check in, a shiny A330 freshly washed on the outside and clean on the inside, a welcoming cabin crew, decent food, and on time at both ends. I like Northwest Airlines. Too bad they merged with Delta. The evil empire eats them up, but for now they still have some pride.

The good flight and service notwithstanding, now I remember why I hated flying those long overwater flights out of SFO and JFK. As a crew member I was fidgety after 2 or 3 hours and we still had 7 or 8 to go. As soon as I could I transfered to Berlin and I loved it; six take-offs and landings a day and home in your own bed almost every night. I confess that when I thought about an airline job I was seduced by the exotic places and the prestige of Pan Am. I’m not sorry in the least that it was the only airline I applied to, but I had one hour fighter pilot’s ass and I had no idea how miserable it would be to sit in the cockpit for 8+ hours.
This entry got interrupted after I tried and failed to get it posted in Tokyo…
The Tokyo layover was almost three hours, and before we left Seattle we bought day passes for the Delta Sky Club lounge. I have to say, I’m glad we did. It was well worth the $50. It’s such a different world from the one outside in the boarding area. Chairs are comfortable. There are tables for computers, a selection of small snacks, and whatever you want to drink. I had a couple of pieces of shrimp sushi and a beer and Marilynn had some fruit. It’s a real oasis when you feel like Sisyphus pushing the rock around. We actually felt rested when we blasted off for Saigon.
We arrived at Tan Son Nhat airport about midnight on the 2nd, having crossed the International Dateline somewhere along the way. I remember Tan Son Nhat from when I flew in and out with Pan Am during the war. And, when we were here for our bike trip in 2007 it hadn’t changed a lot from that time. Now it’s bright and full of white marble and high ceilings. It’s bustling and modern and reflects the new Vietnam.
Coming out of customs we were met by the amazing young woman, Van Ly, I’m going to be working with at East Meets West. It was so nice to see a welcoming cheerful face at the end of the 24 hour odyssey/ordeal. She whisked us out of the brand new terminal and into a cab heading for the hotel. Ten hours later we were having lunch with Van and Thu Hang the other pillar of the EMW staff here. What a day… and night.
Now it’s 5 days later; we hit the ground running and we’ve been jammin’ ever since.